Student Calls Chicago “Chiberia;” Thinks He Is Clever, Trendy
EVANSTON, IL – Sources reported that Northwestern student Zachary Goldowitz (Weinberg ’16) said the word “Chiberia” during a conversation with his friends at lunch today and, as a result, was very,...
View ArticleNorthwestern Student Not Sure What Jacket to Wear
EVANSTON, IL – As the temperatures finally increased above freezing, Northwestern students were faced with a new set of anxieties. Sidewalks became moats as the 2 feet of snow from the heinous...
View ArticleSpring Quarter Resolutions
Winter Quarter makes you a bad person. There’s no way to fight it. It will inevitably bring out literally every single shitty aspect of yourself that you so desperately try to cover with layers of...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Spring Quarter
Congratulations! You’ve survived what appeared to be one of the worst quarters in NU’s history. Whether the weather got you down or you simply just screwed up every single one of your classes, it’s...
View ArticleSome Tips for Complaining about the *Warm* Weather
A Northwestern Wildcat knows complaining about the winter like the back of its paw. Is it below freezing outside? “I am literally dying.” Not enjoying the wind? “My face stings.” Slip on the ice? “Wow,...
View ArticleLast Year’s Tour Guides to the ‘Cats of 2018: “Gotcha!”
Reveal it was all part of an "unusually clever joke"
View ArticleThe Thoughts Going Through Your Head Before a Facebook Profile Picture Change
Will you opt for a TBT to last winter? A family photo? Or maybe a picture with a really cute dog/cat/possum?
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